Snoring

This morning-

"Well, you woke me up in my room when you were snoring last night, Momma."

"I did?" I reply.  "I'm sorry."

"Well, too bad, you already did it" she says, shrugging her shoulders.

It's too early to be this happy

Saturday mornings bring interesting quotes

Drum roll please!

"Poop is not really pretty."

Good Egg

She pointed to her magnets and said "Daddy, this says 'Good Egg is not open but Jerry Bobs is!'"
(Both are restaurants here in Tucson)

She wrote us an email

Lainey came home from school, handed me a torn up envelope with a mashed up piece of paper stuffed in it and said "Momma, I sent you and Daddy an email!"
After she dropped it in my lap she exclaimed "hey, my grapes smell like something!"
She cracks me up.

I love it when she sings

And gets the words wrong!



It isn't necessarily what she says

But the confidence with which she wears a shirt that says "Daddy answers to me". Nothing could be closer to the truth!

I own you Daddy!

She also told me when I picked her up from school today that Jeff had promised her donuts after school.

I didn't fall for it.  She got a cupcake instead.

Today's quote

"Momma! Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"
No kidding, she actually said this to me on the way home from gymnastics. And here I thought maybe I wouldn't have a post today!

And... when Jeff asked her if she learned anything at school today, she shook her head and whispered no with a look that clearly said "we're going to have to speak with someone about this tragedy."