Little tooter

So we were sitting around talking about dinner. Jeff said he was thinking about a chorizo burrito. I said I was thinking about pizza. Lainey jumped into Jeff's lap, so he asked her what she was thinking about. At which point she proceeded to tear off a ten second fart that cleared the room. She laughed hysterically, of course, and actually- so did we!

A list of Lainey-isms

Dowint (dow-int) - "That one".  As in "I want dowint" as she's pointing to a heavily frosted cupcake.

Gipsee (gip-see)- not pronounced like "gypsy", it has a hard 'g' sound.  It's a smell and she has called it gipsee.  It's the plastic smell that her toys have.  We have no idea where she's come up with this word.

Browt (br-out)- "brought", as in "Momma, you didn't browt me anything from Target today?"

Pops- any kind of candy, whether it is DumDums, Nerds, a Blo-Pop, or candy bar.  It's all "pops".

The horsey collection

Lainey's Christmas haul (and this doesn't include all the little My Little Ponies she got too!)

We made cookies

Mommy rolled out the dough and made the icing- Lainey did the rest!

Here is the final product, and yes- there are bites taken out of many of them.

I wonder who took those bites???

Panda hat from Beca

A friend bought this for Lainey for Christmas

Two very confused little ones

Lainey wouldn't go to sleep tonight until I dragged Dunkin's new dog bed into her room (and Dunkin too) so that he would sleep in her room with her.
At 10:00 I went in to check on them, and this is what I found.
Sadly, I'm can't say for sure which one kicked the other out of their bed!

Hey everybody!

Lainey and I made goody bags for her friends at school today. She was very excited to share them with her buddies! She wore her Santa hat to school and when we walked into her classroom she shouted to them "Hey everybody, I brought GOOD bags for you!"

She is so awesome

Words cannot express how much I love this little girl.

The girl's got style

Lainey rockin the silver leggings today

Santa knows everything

In the tub tonight:
Um mommy, hey does Santa have my name on a list?
I reply yes.
So does Santa know if I'm farting?
I reply that Santa knows lots of things.
She says "So Santa knows when I'm farting on Dad?"
I reply that Santa is, in fact, fully aware of you farting on poor dad.

Shankie the Snowman

Lainey found a Frosty decoration and named him Shankie.
There isn't really much else to say about that!!

It's Christmastime!

Lainey loves hot air balloons, so tonight the town of Marana had their tree lighting and balloon glow. It was fun and Lainey had a good time watching the hot fire in the balloons.
She pulled a Jonah on me while we were waiting for the balloon glow. I said something to her, and I can't even remember what it was, and she got up in my face and said "I AM NOT A BABY!!" I will never forget him doing that to me, it always makes me smile when I think about it, and it's nice to get a reminder of him like that once in a while.