Monday, December 10, 2012

Santa knows everything

In the tub tonight:
Um mommy, hey does Santa have my name on a list?
I reply yes.
So does Santa know if I'm farting?
I reply that Santa knows lots of things.
She says "So Santa knows when I'm farting on Dad?"
I reply that Santa is, in fact, fully aware of you farting on poor dad.

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